People may not tell you how they feel about you, but they always show you. Pay attention.
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy